OK, Body, you're just weird

So, you'd think that after almost 3 years of monitoring my fertility signs and temping for 2 1/2 years my body would be incapable of surprising me.

You'd be wrong.

(Just a warning in advance that this post includes WAY more information that you would ever want.)

Depending on when you start counting, today is either CD9 or CD10 -- AF showed up at 11:30 pm a week ago Monday so  it's hard to say whether that should really count as CD1.  After that, I had a day of heavy flow and then a second day of sort of medium flow (I used to have a 7-10 day AF).  Then, on CD3/4, I had full-on EWCM with barely any AF.  Mid-cycle level EWCM.  "Hey, you! Get to having some sex now!" EWCM.  By CD4/5, I started temping again (which I usually don't do until CD7 or so after AF is gone) because of the EWCM.  By CD5/6 I was feeling strong O pains and got a positive on an OPK.  CD 6/7 was the same.  By CD7/8 the EWCM was gone, my temp jumped to low post-O levels, the O pains were gone and the LH surge had passed.  Here's the chart -- note the high temp on CD1 since I hadn't really started AF, yet (which is another reason I'd call Tuesday CD1).

Current cycle so far:  note that I POAS (it was negative) on CD5/6 because OPKs can also respond to HCG and it was just too bizarre to me that I might be about to O on CD6.  Note also that I added the O line because FF wouldn't believe I could O this early and wouldn't give me crosshairs no matter what data manipulation I did.

Unmedicated, I average O'ing on about CD14 or 15.  I've never O'd earlier than CD13 without meds.  Is it even possible to have a mature egg released by CD6/7?? 

So, what the hell is up with my body?  I've got a few thoughts:

1. I didn't actually O last cycle and that wasn't really AF but mid-cycle bleeding or "cleaning out."  Last cycle *looks* pretty normal (except for another short AF at the beginning) but I had all those leftover cysts so who knows what was actually going on.  I'm not entirely sure when I O'd but it seems like CD14 or 15 make the most sense given when AF started. 
   

   

   Previous cycle immediately after FSH cycle.  Mild OHSS at beginning of cycle

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2. I was pregnant last cycle and this is due to residual estrogen which has caused things to go haywire. (I don't know why there is a random "1." on this line and I can't make it go away...)
3. The FSH injectable cycle that started in April (with the crazy high E2 and large number of immature follicles) has completely screwed up my usually very consistent cycles. Follicles are maturing whenever they darn well feel like it.
4. This is all perfectly normal and suddenly O'ing on CD6/7 after 2 1/2 years of O'ing on CD14/15 is not a cause for confusion or concern.
5. My body thinks it's funny to screw with my head and I didn't just O and will have a perfectly normal 28 day cycle as usual.  (I'd believe this and would think this was just a random LH surge with no O'ing if my temp hadn't jumped and stayed that way.  If you assume I O'd on CD7 and overlay it with last month's chart, (with O on CD15) you get the following.)
6. Someone has secretly been injecting me with various hormones while I'm asleep just to see what would happen.
7. I went to sleep on CD3 and actually woke up a week later.  No one is telling me that I missed a week because I saw something I shouldn't have and they had to erase my memory.  My entire community is in cahoots.  They didn't realize that I monitor my cycle and now they're freaking out realizing I might figure it out.  Is it something that will hurt me?  Will it hurt my family?  If I figure it out, will they have to kill me?  If I figure it out, will my brain implode?  Am I Donna Noble?  Did I travel with the Doctor?  Am I in the next Men in Black movie and they used the flashy-thingy?  (Clearly I watch way too much science fiction.)

Yeah, I have no idea.  I tend to believe that the FSH injectable cycle has done weird things to me and everything is still working its way out of my system.  I can't imagine that any egg that was released this early on had a chance of maturing or that my lining had any chance of thickening up.  But, we BD'd diligently just in case.  Only time will tell if I really O'd this early.  If I did, then I would expect AF to show up at the end of next week -- on CD 20 or 21.  Which is just weird.

(If it is number 7 and you're all in cahoots, too (because you just don't get to say "cahoots" that often), someone please warn me to stop looking into it!!  :)  I don't want my brain to implode!)