DH: USA Today called an abdominal ultrasound a "jelly on the belly" scan. We need a name like that for the transvaginal one.
Me: Um...something rhyming with vag?
DH: I got it. A "pole in the hole."
Me: [snarf my water across the table]
DH: Our sonographer should have a t-shirt that says on the front "Will it be Jelly on the Belly" and on the back "Or a Pole in the Hole?"
Me: [laugh until I pass out]
I am cracking up right now! My hubby came with me for our first ultrasound on Tuesday, and was a little appalled when he saw the pole. He was like, uh, that's what you've been doing every time you come here? I told him that the dildo cam gets more action than him. I love that T-shirt idea!! Too much!
ReplyDeletehahahahahhaha brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! Gotta love text convos back and forth like that.
ReplyDeleteThat's too flippen funny! Good one DH, good one =)
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome - thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI seriously died laughing!
ReplyDeleteFantastic. I'm set for the day on my amusement quota.
ReplyDeleteWhaaa ha ha ha ha! Love it.
ReplyDeleteI love it. This sounds just like something that would occur at our breakfast table!
ReplyDeleteLove that! I almost ended up with water on my keyboard while reading this...thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I wasn't drinking when I read this. Your DH sounds classic!
ReplyDeleteThat is SO funny!! I literally laughed-out-loud at work!!
ReplyDeleteI am dying! I had an u/s of my thyroid today and it felt weird to have an u/s with my pants on!
ReplyDeleteAfter telling my husband about this he would like to contribute... Sensor in your mens-er. I nearly threw up when he threw that one out there.
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! So funny!!
ReplyDeletethank you..... really, i needed a good laugh. and i laughed so hard i cried.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Awesome! Jelly on the belly even sounds so much more innocuous. For what it's worth, I thought tv ultrasounds were long behind me, so I was pretty shocked when my NT scan was vaginal...and done by a gruff, crochety old man who was really rough, too:( Also, as you probably experience now too, since the cervical length checks are transvaginal, I get the pleasure of both types these days:-/
ReplyDeleteOMG. So amazing! That is fucking hysterical!
ReplyDeleteSo funny... love the t-shirt idea :)) xoxo
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
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