Slowly creeping up the hill
DH: "So, you'd be due in October if this worked? We'd better start making plans for what we'll do since I'll be traveling next year a lot for work."
Wow, DH is not usually so positive about this working, maybe he knows something I don't know?
Getting to the top
Rebecca: "I've got cramps"
DH: "Isn't this early for you?"
Wow, maybe it is. Maybe this *means* something!
Hitting the peak
Rebecca walks into the bathroom before bed and has to lean on the sink because she's nauseous.
OMG! I'm nauseous! Yippee!!
Staring over the edge
Rebecca realizes that she ate some old potato salad for dinner.Hmm, how long have we had that potato salad anyway?
Starting to zoom down
Rebecca checks FF and realizes that she always has cramps around 9DPO. Well, probably the cramps mean nothing.
Hitting the the bottom
Rebecca reads statistics about IUIs.
Wow, that's a pretty low probability of working. I'm just being stupid thinking this will work.
Zooming back up the hill
Rebecca realizes DH ate the potato salad, too.
He isn't nauseous! Maybe it's just me!
Quickly heading down again
Rebecca remembers that DH has an iron stomach and never gets nauseous.
Ugh, I'm just setting myself up for failure. I shouldn't get my hopes up.
And, that's just the first day! Bet you can't wait to see what's around the next turn!
Just $500 for a ticket! It's a bargain at twice the price! Season passes are available!
I know exactly how you feel. That last week is THE WORST! Hang in there!
ReplyDeleteUgh...always the same ride too...full of hopes, fears and attempting to not have any expectations. I'm wishing you tons of luck!!!
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel. IF is just one giant rollercoaster and I just want to get OFF of this ride! (((hugs))) I have everything crossed for you!
ReplyDeleteI am still undecided about which part of the cycle I hate the most. The 1ww is certainly one of teh most potential candidates.
ReplyDeleteI realize the humor of the 1ww is rather sarcastic than anything, but I feel a spark of that in your post and that means hope! I am cheering for your 1ww, and hope to see the next note with black header very soon;) hey! nausea and mood swings are super promising signs anyway! ... and (for temporary) screw the statistics!;)
Ugh, I HATE that crazy-making time! Every month I swear I won't over think every little sign. I hope this is it for you! GL!!
ReplyDeleteI love this! (not that you're suffering, but the roller coaster imagery). I hope you beat the odds!
ReplyDeleteI can completely relate as I enter the 1WW too! I hope that you find next week that you are get to hop on the best part of this ride -- your BFP!! Thinking of you!!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have said it better myself!! I hope you're wrong about everything & get a wonderful surprise! Stop reading statistics...they NEVEr sound good! (((HUGS)))!
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