(I'm warning you now, this is a little on the gross side...)
For whatever reason (allergies, dry air, I don't know) I've had a vaguely bloody nose for the past week or two. Not flowing blood but bright red blood whenever I blow my nose. (Told you this is gross...)
So, of course, as a tried and true TP inspector, every time I blow my nose and see the blood my mind instantly thinks "Oh, crap, AF is here."
And, if I toss a piece of nose bleed TP in the toilet and close the lid (it is Earth Day after all, got to save water) then, when I come back to use the bathroom, I see the bloody TP in the toilet and think "Oh, crap, how did I miss it? AF is here."
IF has taken over my brain. There's no hope for me now.
Oh, dear.
This made me laugh! I'm sorry about the bloody snot. Lol.
ReplyDeleteHa! It sure does take over doesn't it! Sorry about the yucky nose stuff.
ReplyDeleteHaha, sounds like my brain--24/7 on TTC. Good luck to you with this unmedicated cycle, I hope you get a great surprise! :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like something I would do, too!
ReplyDeleteHappy ICLW! ~#48~
Sorry about the bloodyish nose and about your IF mind playing tricks on you!!
ReplyDeletehaha!! sorry, but i did laugh a bit at that. it does suck though, hope things get settled SOON!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this will make you feel any better, but I've done this very same thing many, many times!
ReplyDeleteIt's only funny because I am also that crazy!!! :) Hope your bloody nose goes away soon!
ReplyDeletethe bloody nose thing isn't gross at all! i've read some outright *nastay* things on blogs, but what can you do but laugh :o) i think we're all a little *out of it*, if you will, to some extent going through what we are. i came across a blog the other day where the girl said that she thought she saw pink (blood) on the toilet paper, but it was her finger showing from the other side. LOL.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I think I've done the same thing myself!
ReplyDeletelol you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteUghh....I've been getting bloody noses all this week. I think because allergy season.... I can totally relate! LOL
ReplyDeleteJust throwing this out there - because I believe you are in the 2/1ww - but ummm ... I had a bloody nose that would not go away that started 3 days post ET.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
I had to laugh out loud at this, but I'm hoping your bloody nose is a crazy IPS & that AF never shows up!
ReplyDeleteHappy ICLW girl :)
LOLOL this made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh, I'm sorry I'm laughing, Rebecca. But it's so funny! It really sounds like something I would do. I hope your bloody nose goes away soon.
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